Now at a new lower price!
This is like the Clarke Kent of coffee tables… it looks like a normal everyday no-big-deal table, but in an instant it can become something really freaking cool. It won’t stop bullets though, and it can’t fly or lift cars or anything… ok so maybe the Clarke Kent/Superman metaphor is a bit flawed but it’s still a fantastic coffee table.
Because it LIGHTS UP!
You could get it for your frat house, and be all like “Brah, check out this sweet freakin table” and your brahs would be all like “Brah?” and you would be all like “Brahmeisters….” and they would be all like “BRAH!!!!” and you would be the king Brah for scoring such an awesome table.
Or you could buy it for your gentleman’s club, and try it out at one of your Thursday evening scotch tastings, and when Bernard says “I say, that is a tad bright. Might we do something about that?” you could just click it off, cause you and Bernard are cool like that.
Or you could get it for your swanky post-contemporary modernistic condo and at your next fancy cocktail party your friends girlfriends friend who nobody really likes but she gets invited cause she “has good taste in things” will squeel and say “Oh my gaaawwd I love the way this amazing light up table thingy makes my acai-lychee martini light up! I simply MUST HAVE IT!” and you could explode your clothing off and shout “STFUGTFO THIS AWESOME TABLE IS MINE!!!” while you take a crap in her stupid drink and it would be ok cause no-one really likes her and it IS your table.
Or you could just get it and put it in your normal place, and your normal friends will say “Hey, that’s pretty cool.” and hi-fives will be had all around.
The table is made out of solid pine.
measures 35 inches by 30 1/2 inches by 18 inches high.
All the legs are internally re-enforced in two different places with angle brackets.
Am I the only one wondering what “STFUGTFO” means? I mean, I can figure out the S, T, F and U, and I can even figure something for the G, but I am stuck after that…sigh (I hate inside jokes)